The problems of "HE" and "SHE"..

The problems with "HE" as thought by "SHE"

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON'T LOVE him;

If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAIN.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!