Monday, March 21, 2011



A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing
B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :

"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife :

"I wish you were here." The message received by wife:

"I wish you were her."

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A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter , while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next
to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady
and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave
birth to an old lady."
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A man from Agra went to Ajmer . His wife was in her
parent's house in Delhi . When the man went to Ajmer , he asked his
servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer .
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written:
'sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).

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