Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth, today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT…..
Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play….
Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajini: "Rascala, how do you think the earth spins !? *"
Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajni: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET?
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Question: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Rajni: ..........DOSA !!......
HA HA HA.................
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