Thursday, June 16, 2011

Lalloo Jokes

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security
guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you
tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the
other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank
you" and puts the phone down.

* Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"

* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo

* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the
photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE
CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"

* Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar
and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we
will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very
surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me three
days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"

* A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"

* Laloo returns from a US tour. As he completes his press conference and is
about to leave, he goes, "I would like to thank the president of the United
States from the bottom of my heart and my wife's bottom too"

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