Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.     

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating    table because when you open 

them up, everything inside is numbered.'*     

*The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians!    Everything inside them is colour-

coded.'*     

*The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in 

alphabetical order.'*     

*The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction    Workers. Those guys always 

understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you 

said it would.'*     

*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the 

easiest to operate on. There's no    guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are  

only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are interchangeable'