Sunday, July 17, 2011

Enjoy the fun

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means... .
.
.
.


E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.


*************

How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

?
?
?
?
?


Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too" .

.
GAME OVER.!

*************

When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

*************

Wht is the Diff b/wYoung Age & Old Age?

*

Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

*************

"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

*************

A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?

*************

V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation...

*************

What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

*************

Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...

U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

*************

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess

"FOOLAN DEVI..

*************

Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....

B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

*************

What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

*************

Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

100% Attendence... :-P

*************

Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI&SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

*************

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

.
.
.
.
.
.


Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?

No comments:

Post a Comment