Baniya AD

Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre:


"Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl"
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Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.


Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never f#*ked ur mom.


Girl: True, but my father did ! :)
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WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:


Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.


Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?


Patient: No, just spots.