Thursday, December 15, 2011

Baniya AD

Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre:

"Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl"
Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.

Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never f#*ked ur mom.

Girl: True, but my father did ! :)

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.

Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?

Patient: No, just spots.

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