Train mein ek husband apni wife say: "tujh say shadi kar ke pachta raha hoon."
"dil karta hai tujhe kuttay ke aagay daal doon"
Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"
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Wife : mere iraday bare nek hain, aap hazaaron mein ek hain.
Sardar : mera deemag bara tez hai, pehlay yeh bata baki 999 kaun hain?
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Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahin dekha hai. Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, yeh to wohi kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album mein meri biwi ke saath hai
sardar jokes are cool
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