Difficult Sport

Q: Which is the most dificult sport in the world to watch? 
Ans: Women's doubles tennis because nine balls bounce at a time and u r in confusion which one to watch...
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Man and Wife r watching a Boxing  match.
Husb says: 'Disgusting. It was ALL OVER in 4 minutes'.  
Wife comments: "NOW you know  how I Feel.?
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Pehelay haath mein lo .
Phir moon mein lo .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir ander ghusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai sui mein dhaaga daalna.
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J- Jumping
A- And
P- Pumping
A- At
N-  Night
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