Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Qutub minar



Father: Qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahin.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi to bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle kaun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi to ruka karo.
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Sardar: aaj main NE pani ko ullu bana diya.


Friend: pani ko ullu? Who kaise?


Sardar: oye! Subha main NE pani garam kiya, aur thande pani se naha liya


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Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai.


Manager: so .. Sir what can I do?


Man: abey khirki nahin khul rahi hai.
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Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi,


Jab hospital legaye to doctor NE bola ki in ke test ho gaye.


Sardar bola in ki umar zyada hai test nahin one day karwa lo.

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