T-G-I-F vs S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.


When he entered, there was a blonde already


inside who greeted him with a bright,    "T-G-I-F."


He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."


She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.


He again answered, "S-H-I-T."


The blonde was trying to keep it friendly,


so she smiled her biggest smile,


and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."


The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."


The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.


'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"


The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday --
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