Brake fail
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.
A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."
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Santa & Banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
Santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
Santa: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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