I Want You To Be......

I Want You To Be

I Want You To Be with Me In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...
& Say Those Sweet Three Words To U...
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"Pay The Bill..."
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Yesterday whole night I was thinking about only "U"
Now I'm thinking of "V".
Tonight I'll definitely think about
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W,X,Y and Z....
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What is the Frustrations ?

Angelina Jolie Comes at your home
And say Kiss me Now at just Rs. 100....
But that time you have only Rs. 50...
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A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing
A bystander : why are you laughing ?
Sardar : I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.
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Sardar

Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...."
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A Tamilian called up sardar and asks  " Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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Divorce Joke...

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully",
The divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very nice, your honour", the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself".
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Peace On Earth
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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