Saturday, December 15, 2012


A  doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.

For  weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When  the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.

As  the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, 'Up Nuts', and the patients  complied by standing up.  After the anthem, he yelled, 'Down  Nuts', and they all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run  was hit, the doctor yelled, 'Cheer Nuts'.

They all broke out  into applause and cheered. 

When the umpire made a particularly bad call  against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, 'Booooo Nuts' and they  all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with  their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving  his assistant in charge. When he  turned, there  was a riot in progress.

Finding his  tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, 'What in the world  happened?'

The assistant replied,  'Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and  yelled, 'PEANUTS!'

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