Saturday, December 15, 2012
Warm and Moist!
Customer: I'd like to buy some dog food.
Salesman: Do you have a dog?
Salesman: Where is he?
Customer: He's at home.
Salesman: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the same customer returns.
Customer: I'd like to buy some cat food.
Salesman: Do you have a cat?
Salesman: Well.where is she?
Customer: She's at home!
Salesman: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the customer returns again.
Salesman: What's in the sack?
Customer: Put your hand inside.
Salesman: Hmmm.It's warm and moist! What is it?
Customer: I would like to buy some toilet paper......