Monday, June 27, 2011

Raisin Bread

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short
skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances
at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of
the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.

The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,
which is located on the very top shelf.
The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an
excellent view, just as he surmised he would. Once she descends the
ladder he muses that he really should get two
loaves, as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the
second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was
going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can
continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of
another male customer..
Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see
the clerk climb up and down.

After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really
going to have to try the bread herself.
Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the
men standing below.

She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd, staring up at
her.Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it
raisin for you too?

"No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin'."

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