Janu meri blouse utaro
Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..
AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.
Aur khabardar Jo aaj ke baad mere kapde pehne to
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Old Man-"puttar ander se mere daant le aa"
Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahin"
Budda-- "o nahi puttar roti nahi khani samne wali buddhi nu smile deni hai "
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lengey,
Mom : lekin beta yeh to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kehte hain ke sari phul-jhadiyan yahin rahti hain.
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Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?
Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo achcha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khoob khidmat kare,
Aur yeh teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahein
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