Thursday, December 15, 2011

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Q1. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ?? :-)
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener




Q2. Woh kya hai Jo Dil mein hain, Mann mein hai par Dhadkan mein nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!




Q3. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).




Q4. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas




Q5. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!




Q.6 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!




Q 7. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans
HOPE U LIKE IT !!!!!!!

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