Flirt

Is duniya me flirt ki koi kami nahi...
Suraj ko hi dekhlo,
Wo aata hai Usha ke sath,
Jata Sandhya ke sath,
Sota Nisha ke sath,
Aur uthta Kiran ke sath...
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Pathan's wife: Jaan ek puppy do na.
Pathan: kocha! Ghar main khaanay k liye paisa nahi hai, aur tujhe kuttay ka bacha chahiye.
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Ek Pathan ke pass blank message aya,
Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."
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Wife: suniye g aap ka dost galat ladki se shaadi kar raha hai. Aap usse rokte kyon nahi?
Husband: main kyon rokon? Us NE mujhe roka tha kya.
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Girl's excuses:
Phone mat kiya karo dear,
mom hoti hai near,
papa se lagta hai fear,
baat nahin hoti hai clear
Isliye SMS kiya karo dear
without fear n very clear
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se
baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe
likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri girlfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe
aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause
of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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In art gallery
In art gallery : couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keet watching her.
Wife : ab chaloge bhi ya Hawa k aane ka intezar karte raho gey?
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Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kya karoon? Main jis ladki ka naam bhulana chata hoon. Us ka naam yaad hi nahi aa raha.
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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
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Maa: beti tum sari raat kahan thi?
Beti: main sari raat apne boy friend ke saath thi.
Maa: to kar aayee apna muh kala.
Beti: to kya hua fair & lovely hai na.