Message

Msg na karke dil tod diya
Msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
Ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puchhe rog kya tha,
To nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena.
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JAB BHI KANJUSI mein OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA.
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Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang mein gud gudi howe hai
Tharo SMS ka nahee kasoor
Maro mobile vibration pe howe he.
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Yaar meri biwi
1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi. 
2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa. 
1st Man: Haa yaar.. Bahut acha dost tha! 
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Osama to Amitab : How are you? 
Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain? 
Osama : Bas Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bomb 
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Likho to paigham kuch aisa likho ki, 
Kalam bhi rone pe majboor ho jaye, 
Har lafj me dard bhar do itna ki, 
Examinar bhi 35 marks dene par majboor ho jaye.....
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Baith kar unki julfon ke saye me, 
Swarg jaisa anand aaya,
Kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya, 
Shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.
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School
Teacher - Ramu, kal class mein kyun nahi aaye the?
Ramu - Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi.
Teacher - Kidher gir gaye the or kidher lag gayi thi?
Ramu - Char paaye pe gir gaya tha aur ankhe lag gayi thi.
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Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mein hum bimar pade hai
Kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye..
Wah wah wah..
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Exam ka saya hai. 
Exam ke dino me sukh kisne paaya hai. 
Mom dad kehte hai acche number la.
Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab moh maya hai.
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Dil ke dard ko zuban par laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
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Boyfriend before marriage
Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Gin nay to do
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Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up!
Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai, Betho Betho
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Hathi aur chinti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli "wah re mohabbat"
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila
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Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe the,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.


Ship bich main kharab ho gai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
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Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,

Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,

Doosra AA gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai

Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai

Aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai

Ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

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What is the diff. Between dava & daru?

Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.

Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

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