Problem

Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhook lagti hai, na sou to neend aati hai, zyada kaam kar ke thak jata hoon.
Doctor : sari raat dhoop main baitho theek ho jao gaye.
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Sardar ji was buying ticket on every station.
Friend: why don't u buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Sardar ji: my doctor told me not to take long trips.
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Sardar: tere result DA ki banya?
Pappu: madam kendi is class vich 1 saal hor lagana hai.
Sardar: phir theek hai, saal chahe 2,3 hor lag jayn, bas fail na hona.
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Vo reshmi baalo
Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pairo vali,
Matakti hui andhere mein,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., "Miyaaau"…
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Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
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Jahan Dosti hain Wahan Pyaar hain,
Jahan Pyaar hain Waha Ishq hai,
Jahan Ishq hain Wahan Mohabbat,
Jahan Mohabbat hain Wahan Judaai,
Jahan Judaai wahan Dard,
Jahan Dard wahan ZANDU Balm!
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Chand pe ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaroon ko bhi neend aati to hogi...
Tum lakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me apni surat pe hansi aati to hogi....
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Kaisi biwi
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
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Teacher:" What is your name?".
Student: " Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:" When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student:" My name is Sunlight
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Bhikari: sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati, road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumhare hathon me rehti.
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
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Munabai-Are, Yar ye barish ke waqt bijali Q chamakti hain?
Circit-Bhai, Bole to uparwala torch mar ke dekhta hoga ki,
Sala koi NANGA to nahi naha raha..
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Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
Sorry
Wrong Number..
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Bandar ki Beti Apne Bap se Boli Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai.
Beta thoda intazar karo kyonki.
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Raha hai.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gadi.
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