Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4.
Next day.
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!
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Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice.
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Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.
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Rajnikanth doesn`t shave.
He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.
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Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi, train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar!
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.
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When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.
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Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
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Rajnikanth can speak Braille.
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Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale.
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Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
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Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography. It is known as a `Guinness Book of World Records`.
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.
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Why did the British leave India in 1947?
Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949!!
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Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
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Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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There is no such thing as evolution. It`s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
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Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
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Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.
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Rajnikanth ne hi Munni ko badnam kiya hai.
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I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
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Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct.
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Rajnikanth can sentence a judge.
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Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.
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Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.
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Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award.
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Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.
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When God watched Robot, he said,`Oh my Rajnikanth!`.
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
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Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.
A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south.
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Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
Just to play carom.
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The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!
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One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom. 
2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.
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Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.
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In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet. 
And the world went into RECESSION.
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After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
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Rajnikanth can even receive a missed call.
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What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!
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Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.
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Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
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Intel`s new ad:
Rajnikanth Inside.
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