Hijackers' trick

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians.
They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.
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Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.
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Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
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"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
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just to laugh.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
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Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
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Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."
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 U r very special
U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always...
U should b safe my dear...
I cant b wid u all time....
So pls b careful wenever u
Jump from tree 2 tree...
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“A great handshake was observed in two humans
Of opposite sex at a wedding ring
Before a deadly bout of Lifetime.”
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Boy Friend is like a chocolate, "Taste good always."
Girl Friend is like Pizza, Hot’ n’Spicy, "Delicious anytime."
Wife is like the refrigerated left overs, "Eaten when no choice."
Husband is like a cooled off Tea in a cup, "Headache on sip."
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