Monday, March 26, 2012

Advise Mafia Style

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.'

'But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?'

'Looka here sonnie. Somma day you gonna runna da gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.'

'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then. pointa  to you watch and say 'Times up'?'

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