Monday, March 26, 2012
Advise Mafia Style
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.'
'But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?'
'Looka here sonnie. Somma day you gonna runna da business..you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.'
'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then. pointa to you watch and say 'Times up'?'