Kitne Aadmi The

Kitne admi


Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2




Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai




Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.




Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata




Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 AA sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.




Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.




Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar Maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..

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Hum Milan Karatey Hai
Hum Giray Huyay Ko Uthatay Hain
Hum Bichroon Hoon Ko Milatay Hain
Kiyun K Hum
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Bra Banaate Hain, Hum Bra Banaate Hain
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Suraj bana to badal bane
Chand bana to tare bane
Husn bana to diwane bane
Kuch to hai baat aap me
Yuhi nahi pagalkhane bane...
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Son: kal daddy ke office room se PRAYER karne ki awaaz AA rahi thi


Mom: pray karna to achhi baat hai


Son: daddy to chup they, unki secreatry chilla rahi thi "Oh God Oh  God"
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
Hum "DETTOL" k Siva kuch laagate nahi.
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