WALK NAKED ON AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.  He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out  terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.


God Bless America !


It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

LETTER TO GEORGE BUSH......

After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive, 'Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwritingto let him know he was still in the game. 


Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:


370H-SSV-0773H 


Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice .


Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.


No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.


Eventually they asked Indian Intelligence (CBI) for help.


Within a minute, CBI emailed the White House with this reply: 'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.'

Family Problem

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems..
Shot after shot………
The Indian man said to the American, We have problem in India. We can’t marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that only and now have a hell lot of family problems.
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love ……I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.

The Indian fainted........!!!