Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4.
Next day.
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!
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Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice.
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Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.
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Rajnikanth doesn`t shave.
He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.
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Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi, train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar!
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.
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When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.
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Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
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Rajnikanth can speak Braille.
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Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale.
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Rajnikanth can make onions cry.
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Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography. It is known as a `Guinness Book of World Records`.
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.
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Why did the British leave India in 1947?
Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949!!
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Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
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Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
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There is no such thing as evolution. It`s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
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Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
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Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.
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Rajnikanth ne hi Munni ko badnam kiya hai.
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I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
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Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct.
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Rajnikanth can sentence a judge.
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Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.
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Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.
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Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award.
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Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.
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When God watched Robot, he said,`Oh my Rajnikanth!`.
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.
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Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.
A:Bcoz Rajnikant is in south.
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Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
Just to play carom.
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The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!
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One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom. 
2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.
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Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.
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In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet. 
And the world went into RECESSION.
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After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
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Rajnikanth can even receive a missed call.
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What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!
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Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.
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Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
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Intel`s new ad:
Rajnikanth Inside.
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Rajanikant Jokes

RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!

RAJANIKANTH DID HIS Junior KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!

DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:

WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREAT PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!

RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......THUS....................... GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..????? BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....

BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!

EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!

AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE, RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....

WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS????? BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....! SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS

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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................

..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS:

ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!

RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????

....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!

Rajanikant Jokes

Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth, today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT…..

Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play….

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?

Rajini: "Rascala, how do you think the earth spins !? *"

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.

Rajni: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET?

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…

Question: Which liquid turns solid on heating?

Rajni: ..........DOSA !!......

HA HA HA.................