Indians are Indians

Once a english man came to india as a tourist.


He appointed a guide for him.First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument.


The english man asked "how many years did it take to build this one". The guide replied "it took about 20 full years ".............."20 years!!" said the english with a haughty voice and further said "our english men would have built in 10 yrs"......




The next day the guide took him to the 'Hawa Mahal' in Rajasthan....the english asked" how many years did it take to built this one".....


the guide replied "almost 10 years".................."10 years!!!" said the english,"our men would have built it in 5 yrs"....................




The Indian guide thought that this particular english @#*&!*&)# man is trying to insult the wonders and that's where our Indian Attitude plugs in............




The next day seeing the 'Qutub Minar' the english asked the same question..........the with astonishing look said " Oh my God.....this tower looks great it was'nt there yesterday"

Performance Pressure !

Poultry farm ke malik NE tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya

"Agar tum logon NE kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara Dana pani band "

Murgiya Dar gayi ....sab NE do do ande diye magar ek NE sirf ek anda diya "

Malik "tum NE 1 anda hi kyon diya "

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Jawab mila

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"Sir ye aapke Dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"