The Boss

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.


The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"


So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff and he was gone.


Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."Pfufffff and he was also gone.


The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back right now ." Pfuffff ……….:


Lesson :- ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST

Only God can understand us

Only GOD can understand us !!!!!!!!

Swarg ke dwar pe 3 log khade the....

God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

1st : Main Brahmin hu, sari umar

aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hak hai.... Bhagwan Kuch Nahi bole

2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera haq

hai....

Bhagwan Kuch Nahi bole

3rd : Maine sari umar Private Company mein kam kiya hai.... .......

Bhagwan Bole :Bus......... aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..?

Andar aa ja......... Tere forwarded mails, follow-ups, promotion nahi milne

ka wo 6 saal, month end, quarter end, year ends me woh night shifts, data

nahi milne se doosre departments se panga, CTC se zaada deductions, raat me

ghar jane ka lafda , family ko na time dene ki frustrations, boss se

meetings, delivery dates, week ends mein kaam etc etc. mere ko senti kar

diya re..aja jaldi andar aja.......