Collection of PJ's

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married

After marriage, lots of students gather at their home.

why ?

Because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

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Rahul gandhi: Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho pa rahi.

Sonia gandhi: Kyun beta?

Rahul gandhi: Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.

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BRUCE LEE was a great man

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man.

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

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Santa and banta r discussing...

Santa: "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!"

Banta: "with me it's the opposite, if i sleep i can't drink coffee."

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One day Ravan went to a disco aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya.

kyun?

B'coz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......

Think......

Okay.....

" KAILASH KHER " Tere naam se " G " loon....

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai.

To naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.

Kyon?

Think.

Give up??

Coz... "Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

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Ek nadi thi...... uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....

pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi...... sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

Guess who was the lucky guy?

Keep Guessing.... ..

Chalo yaar....the answer is "KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala... jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala..... woh kisna hai...

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If a CAT crosses ur way, when u are going some where, then what does it mean????????

It means that the Cat is also going somewhere.

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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE NOT THE LEAST

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

Socho

Thoda aur Socho

Socho Socho....

Nahi Aata

Bcoz Indian wives call their husband "A g" (Scientific Symbol for Silver)

And American wives call their husband "A u" (Scientific Symbol for Gold....)

Funny Rikshaw lines in Pakistan

# Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena - Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena

# Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala

# Mera Pakistan Mahan (Lekin Janta Pareshan)

# Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon - Aik Baywafa Kay Khatir Riksha Chala Raha Hoon

# Chandni Raat Beeti Jaa Rahi Hai - Ullu Ki Patthi, Too Ab A Rahi Hai

# Kabhee Side Say Aatee Ho Kabhee Peechay Say Aatee Ho - Meree Jaan Horn De De Kar Mujhay Tum Kyon Satateey Ho

# Maan Ki Dua Jannat Ki Hawa - Maan Ki Bud-Dua Ja Beta Rickshaw Chala

# Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar!

# Zehreeli Nagan

# Koi Jal Gaya, Kisi Ne Dua Di

# Quaid-E-Azam Nay Farmaya - Tu Chal, Main Aayaa

# Dekho Magar Pyar Se!

# Hosh Ker Kherghosh

# Wo Dekho Mastani Ja Rahi Hay

# Khuda Keray Haseenoo Ke Baap Mar Jeyeen - Maut Ka Bahana Ho Hum Un Ke Ghar Jeyeen

# Abey Kambakath Aisa Soochna Bhi Paap Hoga - Kissi Rooz Tu Bhi Kissi Haseen Ka Baap Hoga

Cool meanings

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

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Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

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Divorce:

Future tense of marriage

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Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

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Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Compromise :

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

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Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Experience :

The name men give to their mistakes.

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Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

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Philosopher :

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Optimist :

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

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Pessimist:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

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Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Father:

A banker provided by nature.

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Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.

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Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .