Showing posts with label medical joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label medical joke. Show all posts
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Health Minister
The health minister Mr. Amadasa is visiting a psychiatric ward.
He asks the head of psychology, "How do you determine if a patient is cured."
The psychologist explains:
"We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub."
"I see," says the health minister, "The cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster."
"Actually no," replies the psychologist, "A normal person would simply pull the plug."
Monday, March 21, 2011
TWO TEST!!!

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!
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