Newton in Romantic Mood......

Universal law of Love:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money " 

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First law of Love:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

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Second law of Love:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. " 

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Third law of Love:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping ."

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(

Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)

Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)

Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)

Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)

Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)

Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)

Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)

Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)

Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)

Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)

Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun? :(

Rhyming couplets

A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... But the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received.

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe " go to hell "

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

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I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies !

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

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My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

Boy & Girl

Boy & Girl in restaurant

Boy :- I Love u

Girl :- I don't Love u

Boy :- Think again?

Girl :- I told u. No no & no

Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.

Girl :- ok ok....... I Love u too......... . !