Letter to God

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.


Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.


When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward
it to the President of the India as a joke.


The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.


The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy,
and he did not want to spoil the kid.


The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,
which read:


"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the
Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax ... "

LITTLE BOBBY ( Confessions of a Kid )

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.


His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.


Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.


Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.


He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.


Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.


Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.


Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.


Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.


Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.


Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.


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Letter 1


Dear God,


I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.


I want a red one.


Your friend,


Bobby


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Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,


So he tore up the letter and started over.


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Letter 2


Dear God,


This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like


A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.


Your friend,


Bobby


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Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.


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Letter 3


Dear God,


I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.


Bobby


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Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.


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Letter 4


God,


I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.


I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.


Please! Thank you,


Bobby


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Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.


Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.


Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.


Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.


Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.


Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.


He looked around to see if anyone was there.


Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.


He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.


He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.


Bobby began to write his letter to God.


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Letter 5


God,


I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!


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Footprints

One day a man having conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time.


He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints.


He asked god "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??"


To which god answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you"


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Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time.


I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints.


I asked my PM, "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??"


To which my PM answered, "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you... You see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times I was "sitting on your head !!!"


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Adam and God

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.


Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?


God: So you will always want to look at her.


Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?


God: So you will always want to touch her.


Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?


God: So you will always want to be near her.


Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?


God: So she would love you.

God Bless You

"So, what are your future plans?"

i asked my friend dinesh

whom i met

after a long long time.

"want to do some business." he shared.

"what kind of business?"

"haven't thought about it yet,

but it should be one

which has my zero involvement

one time investment

big cash generation

no employees

no overheads

no taxes

no accounting

no license or permit

no dead stock

competition proof

recession proof

technology proof

ever increasing turnover

yet legal

and moral."

he said all that in one breath

and left me

breathless!

"best of luck!"

is all i could say

tongue-in-cheek.

"and where do you plan to do all this?"

i asked curiously.

"dad had bought a plot

in the heart of the city

two decades ago.

its still lying vacant."

--

we had lunch together

and i took leave.

--

two years passed

and i again happened to visit

my day dreamer friend's city.

he came to the hotel room where i was staying

in a gleaming black luxury sedan.

"it seems you have got the business idea!"

i teased him.

"yes, i did."

and before i could say anything

he added

"the exact business which i wished!"

"what's that?" i asked

"come and see for yourself!" he said.

we got into his luxury chariot

and headed to that empty plot.

there was none.

there

on that ground zero

stood

a small but impressive

temple!

i turned my head towards dinesh.

he smiled.

we removed our shoes

and stepped in.

inside i saw

the idols of three gods

including my favourite one.

i bowed

picked the blessings with my forehead

opened my wallet

took out a note

and just before putting it in the box

looked again

towards my enterprising friend.

he again smiled at me

and whispered

"god bless you!"

Only God can understand us

Only GOD can understand us !!!!!!!!

Swarg ke dwar pe 3 log khade the....

God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

1st : Main Brahmin hu, sari umar

aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hak hai.... Bhagwan Kuch Nahi bole

2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera haq

hai....

Bhagwan Kuch Nahi bole

3rd : Maine sari umar Private Company mein kam kiya hai.... .......

Bhagwan Bole :Bus......... aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..?

Andar aa ja......... Tere forwarded mails, follow-ups, promotion nahi milne

ka wo 6 saal, month end, quarter end, year ends me woh night shifts, data

nahi milne se doosre departments se panga, CTC se zaada deductions, raat me

ghar jane ka lafda , family ko na time dene ki frustrations, boss se

meetings, delivery dates, week ends mein kaam etc etc. mere ko senti kar

diya re..aja jaldi andar aja.......