Showing posts with label college. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college. Show all posts

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Season Pass



On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will $be fined 20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?" 

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Season Pass



On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.


"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."


He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"


At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"