Showing posts with label men's logic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label men's logic. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Man-o-man



Man O Man When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;When has money, rides exercise machine.
When without money, walks to earn food;When has money, walks to lose the fat.
Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !

When without money, wishes to get married;When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like rich man;When has money,acts like poor man.
Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;
Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!

Monday, March 21, 2011

MEN'S LOGIC


A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"