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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Rajanikant Jokes

RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!
RAJANIKANTH DID HIS Junior KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!
GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!
DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREAT PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!
RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......THUS....................... GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!
THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..????? BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....
BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!
EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!
AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE, RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....
WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS????? BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....! SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
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SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................
..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!
BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..
Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO RAJANIKANTH AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Rajanikant Jokes


Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth, today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT…..

Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play….
Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajini: "Rascala, how do you think the earth spins !? *"

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajni: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET?

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Question: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Rajni: ..........DOSA !!......



HA HA HA.................