Showing posts with label daughter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label daughter. Show all posts

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Pregnant unwed daughter




A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared,  She confides this ' news' to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you?

I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,

If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand

Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again !"

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Wedding Ceremony





Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.


They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.


Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.


The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.


So he announced 'Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life.'


Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me.'


The whole audience including priest started laughing.... 


But not the poor groom!


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