Ravan and Pappu
Once pappu started praying ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu. Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardan's to Pappu.
Ravan: "say vatsa what u want"
Pappu: "I want 100 vardan's "
Ravan: "but I can give u only 3 varas "
Pappu: "but I want 100 vardan's"
Ravan: "no child that's not possible "
Pappu: "no I wants 100 means 100"
Ravan: "no I can give u only 3 if u wants then take or else I m going .."
Pappu: "ok but what I will ask u will give me definetly?"
Ravan: "sure its promise from rakshas raj ravana"
Pappu: "1st vardan, convert urs GADA on shoulder to wooden
Bamboo stick"
Ravan: "tathastu " and his gada turns into a stick.
Pappu: "second var, put that stick in ur a**hole"..deep inside..!!
Ravan: (confused but........ )"tathastu" and in great pain asks pappu to ask for the third vardan ASAP...
Pappu: "now are you giving me rest 97 varas or should I convert that stick again to GADA ??" --
