Saturday, April 9, 2011

ULTIMATE MACHINE


A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way.....
If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR.. . '
Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.
Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes......
Bengali :- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)
Madrasi:-'I think I can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Madrasi:-'No no,I think I can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'.

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR.. .'

Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...

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