Boys never change

Girls Collage mei Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,

Girls k saath Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,

Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,

Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".

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Wife : Ek baat bolu??

Husband : Bolo

Wife : Maaroge to nahi?

Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?

Wife : main pregnant hun

Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??

Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.

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Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:

A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?

Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib

Wo To Sheesa (Mirror) Hai!

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Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy

Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?

Gal:Nahi

Boy:Kalle na plz

Gal:nahi main nahi kalungi..... ..

Boy:kall le na didi plzzzzzzzzzz

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