Lalloo Jokes

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security

guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las

Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you

tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the

other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank

you" and puts the phone down.

* Laloos family planning policy..

"Don't have more than two children in one year"

* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,

"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,

SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo

replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.

To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of

buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the

photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE

CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"

* Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business

Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar

and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we

will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very

surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me three

days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"

* A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"

"Marriage"

* Laloo returns from a US tour. As he completes his press conference and is

about to leave, he goes, "I would like to thank the president of the United

States from the bottom of my heart and my wife's bottom too"