Singh Is King

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol

which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so

for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced:

"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow

each of you one wish before your whipping."

The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said:

"Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had

to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said

smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was

also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the

Sheikh turned to him and said:

"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is

one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.

"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me

not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are

also very brave." The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it." And what is your

second wish?" the Sheikh asked.

Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!!

"SINGH IS KING"